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I DON'T FUCK MY GIRL to Led Zeppelin no more. Not since the Robert Plant/Jimmy Page conversation. All Plant’s moaning and screaming led me to ask about all her moaning and screaming. “We can’t both be Robert Plant,” I said. “One of us has to be somebody else.”
“John Bonham drowned in his own vomit,” she said. “And no one cares about bass players, so what’s-his-head is out, too.”
“So when it comes to sex, who’s Jimmy Page?”
“Honey,” she said. “They’re both men.”
And that was the end of that.
“John Bonham drowned in his own vomit,” she said. “And no one cares about bass players, so what’s-his-head is out, too.”
“So when it comes to sex, who’s Jimmy Page?”
“So when it comes to sex, who’s Jimmy Page?”
“Honey,” she said. “They’re both men.”
And that was the end of that.
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