Conservative
Red-neck
French-hating
Homophobe!

Oil-rich
Meat eating
Gun toting
Poor hating
Moral
Majority
Western
Separatist!

Backwards
Immigrant Fearing
Tax loathing
US loving
Wheat growing
Ralph worshipping
Monsanto spreading
Suit and cowboy boots wearing
Bible-beating
Public service bleeding
Artless
Drawling
Farm-hick!

You’re so loveably ridiculous.