no keyword - did you also try 'Hey Google, don't search for anything!' That's a good one too.
milk puking - why are people looking for this?
.swf porn, swfporn, porn filetypeswf - apparently I'm a resource for this, cause I get several hits for this a month...
puke face
poopy, poopy heads, poopy man - not one, not two, but at least three people on the internet are looking up this term...
what kind of things can you find in germany - germans?
font that leopold used - this person must know me...
superstition about black clothes - They collect lint in the drier! THEY COLLECT LINT IN THE DRIERRRRR!!!
resident assistant duties - boy, you came to the wrong site!
noble mcginnis - that's me!
bad chocolate milk smell - now, why would you google this?
gods in oedipus unfair - and how!
short stories on humility - a biography of Leopold McGinnis' life.
mega porno super - Hyperbolic Smut, you found it here, folks!
how to make a styrofoam castle - how do you do that, anyway?
sex fantasy stories - I bet more people would read my stuff if I wrote in this genre.
quarts of cum - yes, it's impossible to drink a quart of it in an hour.
whoinventedarialfont - who invented spacing?
as i walk through my days i see you there - creeeeepy...
we had our own milk challenge - thought you'd tell the search engine about it, did ya?
kinda chocolate - kind weird...
why my printer will not print red in my pages. - cause it hates you
haircuts.com, online haircuts & future haircuts.com - I wrote this as a joke, I can't believe people are actually looking for this online!
clean up human vomit smell - No, YOU do it! (I particularly like the 'human' adjective)
the importance of commas - everyone, should know this.
oedipus jokes - didja hear the one about the king who had sex with his mom?
marijuana poems - Does a bud, by any other name, not smell as sweet?
who makes chocolate milk - Stan Keever
job training contest with chocolate milk - wow, suddenly i have an idea for a sequel. Chocolate Milk Challenge - the Job!
freedoom - want doom without all the hassle of unsustainable growth, pricey overpopulation and irreversible environment change? then you're looking for Freedoom!
viscosity jokes - did you hear the one about thick liquid?
the magic of leopold - sweet! I'm magical!
regurgitating milk - are they looking for a how to or something?
fz - watch out man, it's the fz!
fantasy short stories romance sex - make up your mind!
dickwad - now, why would you go looking for one of those!?
were is the games on the computer - in the directory called 'Spelling'
nunh uh - yunh huh!
sex stories milk - together for the first time, for the last time
0, 568, 362 - I get a lot of just pure number entries. Allow me to quote the web: WTF?
plaigerize - no don't! It's illegal!
how long has baklava been around for - for, like, years, man.
pukesville - turn left at the chocolate milk
standards chocolate milk - ISO 10,000 approved!
i dont have time for this bullshit wav - obviously!
why did oedipus rex poke out his eyes - see Oedipus Jokes
are you an etard - Well, are you? Punk?
how to write a thank you letter after youve been rejected - Dear Asshole, Thanks for nothing! I hope you get herpes and die! Yours truly, genius artist.
oedipus in the vase scene - there's a vase scene? That could be pretty funny, actually...
no balls allowed - no no. this is an equal opportunity website.
concrete poems of metamorphosis by kafka - he was unable to burn these because they were made of concrete
chocolate milksplash - it's got bounce!
t-shirt milk - freshly wrung just for you!
doom the games - doom them ALL!!!
king oedipus resume - well, I killed my father. And then, after defeating the sphinx, I spent a couple of years having sex with my mother and ruling a crumbling city. Of course, that was before i became visually handicapped...
vomit get it over with - Step #1, get off Google. Step #2, go to washroom...
fingers that pus - ug, they're not typing this search into the computer with those fingers, are they?
searchalot - do ya now?
evil pus - actually the number 3 top search item
grumpy heads
winking- what does it mean - comeon...you know...*wink* *wink*
throw your booties in air oh yeah - lyrics - ah, you want my throw your booties in the air page
twisting purple nurple - as opposed to the standard untwisting purple nurple. (ps. what's a nurple?)