lover of lies - I prefer to call myself a 'writer of fiction'
milk in an hour - just go to the fridge & pour. Yes, it's THAT easy!
economic influence of fez - judging by the 5 sales I've had…practically none.
the christmas tree - whered it come from - Hey! Who put this Christmas tree up in my house!?
printer keeps printing - Pssssst! It's supposed to do that!
stories by length - this is waaaaaayyyy better than the Dewey Decimal system
how creon was right - by Creon
love shorts - man, I gotta get me some of THOSE!
mangled burnt face - I believe you're looking for the ever popular website, www.mangledburntface.com
Printersettingsprintbacksideofphotographpaper - No, mom! I swear! I wasn't taking pictures of my ass! It was the print settings!
pictures of a woman waving goodbye in the snow - try www.picturesofawomanwavinggoodbyeinthesnow.org
pop band shampoo - our shampoo is used by only the finest pop bands!
teiresias believe - Teiresias tell truth. Oedipus not believe. Oedipus SMASH!
help redecorating pink and black bathroom tile - I'm busy this weekend. How about next Sunday?
one day angels came out took her away - fuckin' angels
poems about trying to escape from a burden - read 'escaping from a burden' by Leopold McGinnis…
peel off my panties - you don't have to ask me twice!
Stellashorts - Good gawd, Marty! Those Shorts are stellar!
shortstories panties - Dear Playboy, you'll never believe what just happened to me…
funny poems about escape - this one time, in Sing Sing…oh man, it was hilarious…
rampant ninja-related crimes - Leopold McGinnis.com is not the exception…
evil chocolate milk - bwaaahahahahahahahhaaaaa!
patch upon patch but a hole in the middle. answer this riddle and ill give you a - a fiddle? A diddle? Some spittle? What? What? Why do you torment me with these RIDDLES?!!?
simpson a leopold for the nineties - I hope they don't mean Homer…
who lies to Oedipus - who uses Google to answer their English assignments?
clean up own cum - well nobody else is going to do it!
net escape - Help! How do I get off the computer!?!
Elevenyearoldprostheticleg - oh yeah?! Twelvedayoldcheddarrobot!
quote prove oedipus is good - Quote SMASH!!
worst rejection letter ever written - possibly this one…
who buys short stories - pffft! I can answer that one: NOBODY!
i hate shoveling snow - well me and your mom don't care! You get out there and do it this instant!
build a styrofoam castle - look, I'm busy, ok?!
jocasta fuck - ssshh!! Don't give away the ending!
no panty day in Jamaica - screw Jamaica! Every day is no panty day at www.leopoldmcginnis.com! Hooray!!
embarrassing spankings from mom - er…as opposed to the non-embarrassing spankings you receive from your mom.
sex in short shorts - difficult. But easier than in pants.
pajama boy - that's right! I'm talking to you!
literary bullshit - and how!
chocolate milk for stomach - Yes. That or twisted college challenges.
poopy the perplexed - was he perplexed by the name his parents gave him?
nurple - one nurple, hold the purple.
Drinkmilkwithinanhour - or the cow gets it!
oedipus rex poked his eyes out - He sure did. Thanks for letting Google know.
snow angel cat - that's cruely to animals
acrobat print text as black - Acrobat SMASH!!!
jugs escape - Boobs on the loose! Boobs on the loose!
eggnog challenge - please, no! Will the madness never stop?!
frosty cum - now at Dairy Queen!
conclusion about chocolate - it's chocolatey
riddle solver on the net - it's called Google
what does the word angel mean - what is this 'dictionary' you speak of?
by the gods ill get you for that. Oedipus - Oh yeah? You and what army?!
sauna my panties or pantys -xxx - don't! They'll shrink!
slave spankings - oh those naughty, naughty slaves!


Search Terms I'm terribly glad lead to my site!

the awesomest ninja ever - It's true. People sometimes say that I'm the awesomest ninja ever…
strange and odd - oddly, I take this as a compliment
great prose - I love the fact that this search term led to my site…
raw power - Leopold McGinnis in a nutshell
leopolds cove - I wish!
comes up when you google this? - My site, apparently.


Sometimes I can't even believe some of the things that lead to this site:

graphicofalligatorphallus - a)why is someone looking for this? B) why does it point to my site?
men with poopy asses - no, god, no….
cough poem snow sleep - this is just a WEIRD search term. I mean, what the hell are they looking for?
flushing cum down toilet - What does this person want? An FAQ?