Close-up of the cover

The Printer's Proofs!

Me & GQ pondering the future!

I once wrote a book THHISSSSSSSS thick!

One box, 18 books, 26 pounds of loooovvvve!

"Don't open the tomb Indy! Don't open th--NOOOOoooooo!!! Oh. It's just books? Game Quest... BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! It must be a map to lost literary treasure!"

They entered the home in packs of threes,
packed with prose and pushing to please,
but this is just a silly affair,
tis the hilarious writing twill bring you to your knees.

About 1/3rd of the 897 lbs I had to load into my tiny tercel and carry up 15 flights to my apartment. I'm just grateful the tires on the car didn't pop! Help me lose some weight!

The rest of it! 897 pounds! That's like carrying 4 dead bodies up 15 flights. The weight of TWO gorillas! The combined payload of 89 cats sleeping on your back while you're sleeping! One 103 lb weakling short of half a ton! The capacity load for one industrial strength caster!

DIAGRAM A: How to use.

One million cats can't be wrong! Buy Game Quest today!

What you get for your hard earned bucks! 1 copy of Game Quest. 1 Game Quest bookmark. 1 copy of the first 2 chapters of Wred Fright's hilarious The Pornographic Flabberghasted Emus (coming soon from ULA press) - or other underground novel sampler, as available. Promo/info sheets. Access to the bonus materials section of this site, including bloopers, wallpapers, deleted stuff, a brief history of the book and MORE! (Cat not included)!

An illustration from chapter 12!

The illustration for the Part II section head.

An Illustration from later in the book.

the back of the book, with a pen for size reference.

"What's that?!! There's a launch sale on Game Quest!? And you get all that in ONE order?!?!

More to come...maybe