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Victor Schwartzman

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ictor would love to create a profound awe in you of Him by listing his phenomenal number of writing accomplishments, except that he does not have a phenomenal number of writing accomplishments. He has a few, but none of them are phenomenal. Some are nomenal but without the fee, and that's about it. In the highly unlikely event you want to see what people with obvious bad taste thought was worth publishing of his stuff, use one hand to type Victor Schwartzman into Google. If you use two hands on the keyboard, that would be stereotyping. Victor has not won any awards, and curse all Judges for their lack of insight. Does Victor care for awards? Nay! Victor cares not for awards, or for money, sex or recognition or sex. Why, if Victor were offered a prize, he would refuse it! He would! Damn recognition! He will, however, but graciously accept donations from readers who wish to support his desire not to work.