. D. Riso has spent most of her adult life traveling to, and living in, dubious places. She can say "sausage" in 10 different languages. She is vegetarian. She's married to a French guy who collects deodorants, has never read Sartre, and thinks that Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time" was the coolest video of the 1980's. She's currently living with him and the March Hare in Poland, a land of sausages.