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Ever wonder where the name of this site comes from? No? Well it comes from this 80 page, illustrated, lit-noir novella.
When a mysterious artifact, looted from the Algerian desert by French occupiers, goes missing, a thief-eat-thief bonanza ensues over final possession. Enter four characters who all feel morally entitled to the prize: Habibi Al Adiz - the mustachio waxing professional theif, Pierre Rensard - Algiers' begrudging Cheif of Police, Sylvia Longshot - ex-pat English gun-runner-come-suspected-husband-murderer, and Savid - proprietor of the local underground gambling establishment. A little bit Casablanca, a little bit who-dunnit and a whole lot of entertainment.
Because Leopold runs, maintains and funds this site out of the kindness of his own insanity, purchases of the Red Fez go directly towards supporting RedFez.net.
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Set just before the monumental rise of the Internet, Game Quest follows Madre, the world's most famous garage-born, family-run computer gaming company, as it struggles to survive in the computer gaming boom of the mid 90s. Crushed under the weight of their own success, pinched on one side by a market flooded with cheap knock-offs of their signature Adventure Games and pinched on the other by the new breed of 3D action shooters, Madre further finds itself under hostile takeover. Game Quest follows over 20 characters as they struggle through the cut-throat world of big business and asks the question, do you become the enemy you hate to survive? Or stick to the simple ways that have served you so well, and fail?
Some characters you'll meet: Art Loel, creator of the world's first and most popular adult-rated computer games, Kendra Roberts, infamous woman game designer who believes the the evil characters of the competition's games are out to kill her. Meet Heather, member of the world's fist all-female deathmatch clan! And many, many more.
Buying these books supports Red Fez authors:

Half-writer, half-professor, half-garage rocker Wred Fright's first novel. Popularly serialized as a zine, The Pornographic, Flabberghasted Emus follows the non-success story of Theodorable, George Jah, Funnybear and Alexander Depot, a housemate-membered garage band, as they fail to acheive anything significant but rock on anyway!
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This chapbook by Red Fez Author Rob Taylor has 9 poems inspired by the author's trip to China. "Foreigner" and "The Cops in Hong Kong" are worth the cover price alone. Splattered Earth should particularly appeal to travellers, but it's a delightful read for any lover of unpretentious poetry.
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A collection of 23 enjoyable and humourous short stories about an Indian immigrant living in Toronto. Topics cover everything from old world superstition and class to new world marriage and toonie-tuesdays. Hear from Sheshu the Philosopher, journey through call centres, phone date lines, dance with superstitious grandmas and more. The story Arranged Marriage is quite an interesting look at the pros and cons of both Indian and Western style ways of finding partners. A highly enjoyable, unpretentious collection.
You can read three of the stories included in Enjoy the Journey here on Red Fez: Sheshu the Philosopher, Found by the Sheppard and Dancing Grandmas.
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