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3 poems

 Bill Gainer
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 Bill Gainer
3 poems
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Bill Gainer is a storyteller, humorist, award winning poet and the maker of mysterious things. He earned his BA from St. Mary’s College and...read more his MPA from the University of San Francisco. He is the publisher of the PEN Award winning R. L. Crow Publications and is the ongoing host of Red Alice’s Poetry Emporium (Sacramento, CA). Gainer is internationally published and known across the country for giving legendary fun filled performances. His work is not for sissies. Visit him in his books, personal appearances, or at billgainer.com.
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The Mad Poet's Haiku

It is Fall, he thinks
of murdering the neighbor
for something to write.

       *       *       *

It would take a very small Vampire...

to find out
if a hummingbird's
blood
is sweet.

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Observations of an
Obsessive-Compulsive

The funeral went good,
but at the cemetery
it was maddening,
a jumble of headstones,
nothing
in alphabetical
order.

I suspect
I was the only one
to notice...

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  2 years ago
Love this!
  3 years ago
well that went well.