Clem is made up of 3 of England's finest dribbling idiots - Short Fingers Fharey, Mrs Kliss and Doctor
They met at a local Parish...read more Hall conker competition in 1997. However, after each having reached the semi
finals, they were ceremoniously ejaculated for being non locals.
Undeterred by this slip up, they went on to produce high end music and low brow moving pictures as a
form of spiteful revenge.
They have enjoyed many achievements including winner of most beautiful cat competition and lowest
bass note exerted from the armpit - season 2006/2007.
In 1997 they single-handedly halted the lemonade commodity crisis and as a follow up were also
involved in the famously long running salt wars of 1998, which lasted almost 17 minutes.
They now live in a rusty old caravan with no T.V and a leaking chemical toilet. They love you.
All 3 members of Clem have the middle name 'Michael' apart from Mrs Kliss whose middle name is
'Michelle' because he was smuggled into Japan by 2 polar bears, 1 of whom later became his wife,
although they are now divorced.
They are heavily influenced by their comedy heroes - Monty Python, Spike Milligan, Reeves and
Mortimer, Bill Oddie (our favourite Goodie), Frank Sidebottom, Charlie Chuck and somebody else who
Clem record many of their works with 'special guest stars', who are only allowed into the bowels of the
organisation if they bring their own pet worm, and a Paul Daniels magic set.
One of Clem's most Red Fez related films includes their record breaking beauty, which is the world's
tallest wearable hat, standing at an impressive minimum of four foot tall, hence the film title 'Four Foot
Fez'. That's science.
Clem are also currently considering starting up a fanclub for Cicily Janus.