You really want to me to write about how my life was fucked cause daddy left, mom hated me, and I sold drugs. Then one day this drug dealer...read more did something that had never been done before by a drug dealer - I became a rapper!
Shit, I'd really have to bullshit the Red Fez staff if my chances of getting on this site is based on this totally unoriginal bio. Well, I tried. You can tell me to go fuck myself now. I still love you!